wat a day, moring went for grad in sch reach 9.30am there sited den around 11am got dipoma cert. den went for "lunch" n photo taking took afew pics den we (justin,ivan,yd,irene,karen n me)went to cs to hv lunch. after lunch karen went to buy makeup remover as her maskara made her look like panda lol n irene went to buy a pair of shoes, den of to suntech. they want to go kbox but i dun really wan to go as was kinda tired tot of going for pool den some1 do something till in e end i bo bian must go den all ask me to pick song first to sing lol we sang from 5-9pm lol also saw tat gal again haha b4 entering kBox already saw her le den i told e rest n u knw e guys respones bah haha both of dem (e 2 gals tat gal n her friend)were standing at entrance for sometime le n looking at us n dun knw y they suddenly retie their hairs n conti to look at us think they rem us e crazy bunch from tat sunday lol.
head to ms to eat dinner n meet mj, lian n joy at a hong kong rest forgot e name liao. yd ivan jer n justin ordered bakes rice eat diff topping got fish, pork chop, mice meat n chicken. i ordered noodle wif dice meat.their food came first all e rice looked e same den we ask wat is e dish topping e ger just say rice ,baked rice or dun knw lol so he all do a topping test on each rice lol. laugh till pang last my noodle came e most ex magee mee i eaten $6.90 for it. no joke it is really magee mee noodle n taste -.- ivan n his magnet earring lol only e ppl at out table will knw e whole joke. think e rest will blog about it kinda tired to type it down lol as learn from dem tat each will type some parts so all combine den make full story haha =P overall it is a fun day today. last post till i end my two weeks maybe lol
so farewell cruel world lol
A Primary School teacher was
having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Harry,
what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in
Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3
too!"
The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited
outside the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation
was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary
1, and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions
were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student
should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can
go to Primary 3."
The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two ?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer....)
Harry: "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
and dog do on three legs?"
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...)
Harry: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do." Who am I??
Harry: "A Tent."
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first." What am I??
(Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, I feel good." What am I??
Harry: "A Nose."
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
What am I??
Harry: "An Arrow."
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
this ass in Primary 6 ! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."
